1)play a sitar in the background.
2)eliminate verbs from your speech
3)if you're using a touch tone,press random numbers while ordering.Ask the person who's taking the order to stop doing that.
4)make up a charge-card name ask if they accept it.
5)order a big mac extra value pizza meal.
6)answer their questions by a question.
7)tell them to put the crust on top this time.
8)do not name the toppings you want.Rather spell them out.
9)crack your nuckled into the reciever.
10)say hello,act stunned for five seconds.then behave as they called you.
11)change your accent every 3 seconds.
12)rent a pizza
13)order while using an electric knife sharpener.
14)have your pizza "shaken ,not stirred".
15)Tell them to double-check and make sure that the pizza is dead!!!!. |  |
Try these tricks on the pizza guy I bet you'll have fun.But remember tell them at the end that its a joke but if you dont wanna its alright hehe! .
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More to come so come back soon!. 
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