MONEY:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't wants.
BATHROOMS:
A man has six things in his bathroom:Shaving cream,a razor,tooth brush,a bar of soap ,and a tower from the Holiday Inn.
A woman has an average of 337 items in her bathroom.A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
ARGUMENTS:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is a beginning of a new argument.
CATS:
Woman loves cats.
Man says that he loves them but when the woman is not looking they kick the poor little cat.
FUTURE:
A woman keeps worrying about her future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS:
A successfull man is a man that can make more money than his wife can spend.
A successfull woman is a woman that can find such a man.
MARRIAGE:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change ,but she does.
DRESSING UP:
A woman will dress up for a wedding,taking out the garbage,reading a book,or writing a letter.
A man will only dress up to weddings or funerals.
NATURAL:
A man wakes up as good-looking as he went to bed.
A woman somehow deteriorate during the night.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
Every married man should forget his mistakes.There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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