-I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer(Ok in Texas).
-Sorry officer I didn't realize that my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
-Aren't you the guy from the Village people?.
-Hey! you must've been doing 125 mph to catch up with me.Good job!.
-Are you Andy or Barney?.
-I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
-You're not gonna check the trunk .Are you?.
-I pay your salary!.
-Gee officer that's terrific.The last officer gave me a warning too.
-Do you kow why you pulled me over?.Ok ,just because one of has has to.
-When the officer says: "Gee son you're eyes look red have you been drinking?.You probably shouldn't respond as:"Gee officer your eyes looks glazed.Have you been eating doughnuts?".
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