1.Remove the toilet seat from the toilet.
2.Put toothpaste(sticky, slimy toothpaste) on the toilet seat. Squish! Squish!
3.Get one of those boullion cubes, made for making soup, and put it in your buddy's showerhead. A broth bath first thing in the morning can be a real drag.
4.Every time you go to your mark's house, put a couple plastic forks, spoons, whatever in the silver ware drawer. Pretty soon they will empty it out and be gin to think thay are nuts.
5.Staple the cuffs of roomie's pants together.
In the winter, place extremely large snowballs in front of the doors.
6.While your roommate is sleeping, place two or three RedHot candies between their teeth and lips. They will wake up with a terrible blister.
7.Put clear tape on your roomates eyes when they're sleeping, wake them up, and and ask if they feel all right.
8.Insert an extremely cheesy CD (preferably Barry Manilow or ABBA) into a friend's favorite CD case. Make sure that the Cd's look similar. After they unwit tingly put the CD in without checking, watch their expressions as the room is filled with "Coppa Cabana". Continue to switch CD's as needed.
9.Take a mini-tape recorder and record the words "They're coming for you." Turn volume setting to whisper and press play as your friend sleeps. Hide some where inconspicuous.
10.If you want to piss off your room mate, flip their matress and re-make their bed, so that when they are really tired and just want to crash , they will h ave to flip their matress back over and make their bed again!
11.Pile all of the furniture in your dorm or house against someone's bedroom door. When they wake up in the moring, they can't get out!
12.Take some Oreo cookies. Undo the tops, one at a time, and place a small circle of wax paper in between the cookie and the filling. Then set them out to watch your victim take a big bite!
13.Every day take a small object from another student's room and place it in a different room. Repeat until room is empty.
14.More instructions for shooting toilet water: Materials: 6" piece of small diameter tubing, 't' valve. Process: Remove the top lid of the toilet tank, the filler tube in the center of the tank has a samll tube from which it fills the bowl. Pull the tube out ot the filler, install the tvalve & the other end of tubing. put the bottom part of the tavalve back into the filler & redirect the new section of tub ing pointing out at where the victims back will be when seated. Place the lid back on, being careful not to leave the tubing showing. When your mark flushes, the water will squirt out, trapping your mark & catching him/her by suprise in the small confines of the toilet stall. Been tried twice with excellent results. Even better if you can find one is to place a car washer jet on the outer end of the tube which fans the spray out.
14.Put white 'art' paper like the kind used in pep rallies over the outside of a dorm room doorway. You and your friends get up a little early to stand out in the hall and clap and cheer when the roomate who's in on the prank jumps through the paper (like a football game). The next day, repeat the procedure, placing a candy or drink machine behind the paper. When the 2nd roommate (who's not in on it) tries t o burst through the paper for his/her applause, BOOM! S/He will hit the back of the machine and rebound back into the room.
15.Offer two of your friends marshmellows. Leave one of the marshmellows as is and make a little hole in the other. Pour salt and pepper in and close it up. Put them back in to their place and offer them.
16.With a Universal remote,stand outside someones window and flip the channels.
17.Superglue a Quarter to a table and watch the number of people try to pick it up!
18.When your friend is sleeping, place screwed up tissues, a tub of vasaline and a sign saying,'h*ndjobs for 10p' take a photo!
19.Take the hosepipe and place it through the letterbox, or half way so that it is not obvious from the outside! When the doorbell rings, turn the tapes on and hear the crys of help outside!
Dress the person up in the opposite sexes clothes (this should work best if it is a lad)
20.Use any photos you get as blackmail so that everyone can have a pint on him or her!
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