They say love isn't a game then why are there so many players? Life isn't a garden so stop being a hole!. Don't go to the barber,but a beauty saloon,I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I don't drive in circles,at any cost.And i dont have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I don't have a problem with expressing my feelings.I know when are you lying,you look at the ceiling.
I never forget an important date.You just gotta deal with it I'm usually late.
Roses are red,violets are blue,God made the girls pretty.But what happened to you?.
Im like a butterfly easy to see but hard to catch.
If you want to be tall,play basketball.
Big ships,small ships,but the best ship is the friendship.
Love is blind.
Do you belive in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by you again.
The best thing in life isn't a thing.
The best thing you do to someone is to put a smile on their face.
It takes 72 muscles to frown and only 13 to smile.
I hope you enjoyed these quotes.Ill add more soon.
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