There's no eggs in an eggplant,nor ham in hamburgers; neither pines in pineapples.
English muffins wer enot invented in England ; nor french fries in France.Sweetmeats are candies while ,while sweetbreads ,which aren't sweet are actually meat.
Why is it that writers don't write and fingers dont fing..Grocers dont gorce ,and hammers don't ham?.
Is cheese the proluar of choose? One goose is 2 gees.So is one moose,2 meese???.
If teachers taught? then why dont preachers praught?.If a vegeterian eats vegetables then what do humaniterian eats?.
In what language do people recite at a play ,and play at a recital.
Ship by truch and send cargo by ship?.Have noses that run and feets that smell?.
When the stars are out are visiblebut when the lights are out they are invisible.
And why when I wind up my watch I start it but when I wind up my essay I end it?.
And why when a house burns up it actually burns down.And when you fill a form you fill it out.And an alarm clock goes off by comin on?.
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same? while a wise man and a wise guy are oppositeS?.
How can a weather be hot as hell one day and be cold as hell in another day?.
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